Aitkin

A stupid, small Comi town in Minnesota. Almost everyone is either high or drunk at all times of the day, especially the popo.

"That guy is totally wasted off of his ass!"

"How Aitkin of him!"

by Woah!!! April 11, 2009

Aitkin

A town in Minnesota where opportunity goes to die. You should never decide to live there no matter the circumstances. Save yourself while you can!

Outsider: Wow so you're from Aitkin huh?

Aitkin guy: Yep...
Outsider: Wow that sucks
Aitkin guy: Yep...
Outsider: Alright then, bye
Aitkin guy: Yep...

by Whoah2!! January 3, 2012

Aitkin

A horrible, small, hick-town in Minnesota, where you have to pretend to be a racist, annoying, all around fucktard to fit in. The fog of corruption in this town is palpable.

"Fuck Aitkin, you're better off living in 1940's Germany."

by Woah3!! February 18, 2015

aitkin mn

A town of 2,000 trailer trash, redneck, ugly ass, weirdos who smell like somebody's asshole on a a hot summer day.

That guy wearing the Trump pence hat smells like dog shit. He must be from Aitkin MN.

by Smelly nipples January 26, 2017

Aitkinism

based on a gentilman known to his pals as mr Neil Aitkin. he more often than not goes off on a tangent and rants about the U.S government and all the other totalitrian states in the modern world, 'new imperialist' contrys to use a buzz word see New imperilisim also these same contrys are also branded 'the bullies of the world' he speaks of all the wrong and evil that all these governments do to all humanty, he is a more angry version of Bill Hicks.

*watching the news with piping hot cup of tea* 'dammed george w. bush and his regeme *rants for 20-30 munites, sloshing tea all over the living room and himself* ".... also this tea is realy hot and am going to clean it off now!!!"

by rodrikbodrik May 1, 2004