Adam Bartley

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

by Grimace0 March 15, 2017

Adam Jewell

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

Jermey adams

Pulling a Jermey Adams is when you get your girlfriend pregnant and decide to keep the child

Person 1:Damn did you hear about Jill and Rob? He got her pregnant Person 2:He pulled a Jermey Adams

by Wildbill3764 January 10, 2018

Adam’s shoes

A brand of velcro shoe that professional gamers wear.

Adam’s shoes are ugly as fuck.

Aw he got the Velcro’s.

by RustyRuss May 30, 2021

Adam Shekleton

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

Sloppy Adame

Someone who poops all over the toilet bowl and seat and surrounding area

Milo left a sloppy adame on the toilet again

by Bad milo September 28, 2019

Adam ChuChuChon

Adam fell down the ladder twice and I saw it. I was a cat from the distance. He lured me with food near his tires but then he ran me over. He gave me money and then a second later he takes it back. Turkey is not my favorite food but chicken is.

Adam ChuChuChon is the best friend a cat can ever ask for until he kills you.

by Sorre Dzieci May 3, 2019