Acherage 

Acherage – Noun - The pain in joints and muscles directly magnified proportional to how much work you have done. Applies to any sort of household chores relating to maintaining a home including, snow shoveling, gardening, landscaping, cleaning and painting. A small yard may have up to 10x s more acherage than its actual size.

He may have just weeded his backyard but Joe felt that the acherage in his back was that of a prison farm.

Acherage by acr8tv1 January 3, 2010

acherage 

The areas of your "personal" real estate that hurt from excessive/prolonged exertion, being twisted in the wrong direction and/or slept on wrong, Arthur Itis and/or Charles Horse, etc.

I gave my firewood-supplier buddy some sample-packets of Ben Gay "in case you have a few aches", and he jokingly replied that he had "acherage" ALL OVER his body.

acherage by QuacksO August 3, 2018