A peculiar specimen which infest college campuses and upscale suburban high schools across the North American landmass.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
Nominally a human being, the Aberzombie is easily identifiable by large advertisements worn on its chest and buttocks. It tends to come from wealthy stock, drives an SUV and mates exclusively with other Aberzombies.
The musical taste of the Aberzombie is limited to bands like Dave Matthews and O.A.R. Its SUV is typically emblazoned with a sticker reading "DMB" so as to communicate its bland taste in music to potential mates.
The Aberzombie is not without its natural enemies, however. Most prominent among them are independent thought and a sense of style. The Aberzombie will go to great lengths not to face such horrific ideas, most often by associating only with fellow Aberzombies. In the rare case that it is exposed to outside ideas/free thought, it will utilize its only defense mechanism: complaining that others are envious and simply cannot afford Abercrombie clothing.
by boyracer December 16, 2008
The sort of tragic young homosexual scene-queen that is obsessed with the faux-distressed clothing they purchase at the AF stores
"Oh God those Abrezombies, I don't want to be them!"
by Carlos Ramirez April 19, 2005
A term for those who shop primarily at the clothing store Abercrombie & Fitch. The term usually has negative connotations. The speaker usually applies it, unfairly, to someone they do not know.
Jane: Oh my GOD she is such an Aberzombie! I bet she's a stuck up, anorexic bitch too.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
Jill: Jane, be nice. I bet she's perfectly nice. You really shouldn't judge people by the way they choose to dress. If she feels comfortable in those clothes, then I respect her.
by Ginsella November 3, 2008
see Aberdumbie
Ja: all the cool kids wear abercrombie!
Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
by Jeri Shermaine December 8, 2008
n. An egotistical teen or "prep" who spends all their parents' money on Abercrombie & Fitch clothing, while parading around in order to feel better about themselves.
She spent her entire paycheck on one shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch and now shes an aberzombie like the rest of the class.
by AerosEcho November 27, 2009
Young men and women or old gay men past 40 years old who in an effort to feel good cool or feel young resort to wearing layer upon layer of tired ass abercrombie clothing.
by Mike Jeffries March 20, 2004
Noun A Person(s) whom is obsessed with the modern American clothing company Abercrombie &Fitch.
*Note, stay clear of these people should there ever be a sale at an A&F store...they will steal your life.
*Note, stay clear of these people should there ever be a sale at an A&F store...they will steal your life.
I saw Sara the other day, she was dressed head to toe in Abercrombie...and said she was on her way to go get a new shirt they had...
She's just like all the rest, man. She's an aberzombie!
She's just like all the rest, man. She's an aberzombie!
by Anders Bergetsii February 10, 2008