agenst

An angry rapist who can't find anyone to assault

Look at that Agenst over there, bro. Don't let him get you!

agenst by lolingfordays5397 September 21, 2017

agentphilip07 

agentphilip07 is the best person ever. He does all kinds of stuff online (on the internet), and is rich and famous. He makes and plays games. He has a lot of power online (on the internet). He is also very well-known everywhere.

agentphilip07 is the best person ever!

agentphilip07 by J250174 May 2, 2023

Agent of Fortune 

An Agent of Fortune is a Traveler not anchored by standard materialism. Although he may desire material things, his position actually influences and inspires other people to make decisions beneficial to their future of physical and spiritual needs. Legend has it; the Agent of Fortune is picked by a supreme spiritual entity or entities. And through his indoctrination as such, he has seen or been to the future and therefore is cursed because of what he knows or has seen. Supposedly their movement through time is completely different than normal people. They may not seem as affected by certain events or even the passage time like other people. Another quality they possess is being annoyingly positive in the worst of situations. You may meet one and never know; which is why they remain so obscure. They also phase in and out of social settings as if they were never gone or even there. And that's because of their relationship to time. Unfortunately they can't make people choose the correct decision or path. That is still left up to the individual in question.

The best example that can be given for an "Agent of Fortune", is for a person to think back from where they are now, to what influenced their success. If it was a man, then he was most likely an Agent of Fortune or a male muse, likewise, if it was a woman, then she was a Muse. Agent of Fortune examples are obscure; whereas the examples of a Muse are bountiful. Like the Oracle in the movie the Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves (Neo), the Oracle only told him what he needed to hear to make proper decisions, not necessarily what situation truly existed. Although the Oracle already knew the situation.

Agent of Fortune by beowulf486 September 18, 2013

double agent 

Someone who is friends with 2 people/sides that don't like each other. And will share gossip from each side with the other.

I thought April was my friend but she told Erika I called her a cow. I think she's playing double agent.

double agent by plastic hawaiian April 16, 2009

agent-9029 

An absolute badass motherfucker who pulls mad bitches and can seemingly do anything and everything.

Agent-9029 is the greatest agent in the Ichigaya organization.

agent-9029 by Back Wing March 17, 2017

Is my FBI agent spying me ? 

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

Is my FBI agent spying me ? by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

Agent 3

Some guy who saves your life from being blended

yo agent 3 im in a blender HELP
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Agent 3 by Profitter January 13, 2019