AFP

An acronym used by many as a substitute for the phrase "away from phone."

Person A text messages Person B.

Person A: "Hey, can I call you about something?"

Person B: "No, sorry, I'm gonna be AFP for a while. I'll call you once I'm back."

by Boogiepop December 28, 2005

AFP

Amanda Fucking Palmer

"AFP is Fucking hot"

by intmain() April 28, 2009

AFP

Away from printer

John yells: Hey Pete, can you print this document for me?!
Pete yells back: Sorry, I'm AFP!

by Vaniljeansigt October 26, 2017

AFP

- Away From Phone. Often the direct cause of phone tag.

afp tim

by awdawdssss January 03, 2011

AFP

An acronym for Anything for pussy. A hall pass or rain check for bro before hoes and the brocode.

Lad 1: Bro why weren't you at guys night last night?
Lad 2: AFP bro the misses wanted to watch movies and Fuck last night.

by BCBL December 06, 2016

AFP

Aching For Penis

Dude she's AFP

by ru18yet January 22, 2010

AFPE

A popular tumblr blog "anti-feminsm-pro-equality" that focuses on why feminsim is bullcrap and talks about REAL social justice issues. She gets a lot of hate but is known to site her sources and have all of her evidence backed up. Feminsts hate her.

"How do you know that the wage gap is not real?"
"I checked AFPE"

by AFPE March 02, 2014