Advancement

Advancement is a cultural/philosophical condition condition in which a true genius (an "Advanced Individual") creates piece of art that only other Advanced Individuals are capable of appreciating. As a necessary corrolary, the Non-Advanced will perceive the artistric product as bad. That which is Advanced cannot, under any circumstances, be intended as irony. Advancement (and all derviative word forms) must always, always be capitalized. This is highly Advanced English.

Coined by cultural theorist Chuck Klosterman.

Lou Reed; Evan Dando; David Byrne's cover of Whitney Houston's "I Want to Dance With Somebody"; Boy Meets World.

The Key to Advancement is that Advanced artists neither (a) do what is expected of them; or (b) do the opposite of what is expected of them.

by R.P. Quinn September 17, 2008

Advancement Corporation Of Tomorrow

A company by you, for you. Always invested in the future and how to make it better. Makes AIs to better the world.

Working robots! Amazing fast tech! A step into the future that is so bright!

Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow.

"Advancement Corporation of Tomorrow? Well, you know what they say..."

"You are the future."

by Are you the future? September 8, 2021

Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

Mind Advancement

Mind Advancement is defined as the collective breakthrough across four levels: Physical, Mental, Emotional and Spiritual. To achieve a breakthrough in each level of Advancement is to attain a deeply meaningful and desired outrageous goal that was previously believed to be unattainable. Combined, one is significantly transformed and propelled towards rapid, exponential, purposeful and conscience-driven success in life. His old mental model is thus rendered obsolete, left behind and he undergoes a personal evolution towards a new and functional version. Consequently, as his emotions, habits and results advance, his lifestyle is completely changed – all by his design.

Jane used to be burnt out, confused and overwhelmed by emotional burdens. Even though she was doing well financially, she felt empty inside. After experiencing Mind Advancement, she healed from within, put her emotional baggage down and gave her identity a complete overhaul. She was reborn into a person that was filled with gratitude, clarity and the confidence to succeed in life.

by CompleteTerrorBarrier February 18, 2020

Advnacement

its kind of like advancement, only with kangaroos.

Dr. x has a phd in Advnacement from the University of Narnia.

by csdftf April 16, 2011