a jar of

a way to describe anything by inserting the subject after the term

did someone just open a jar of cold?

why don't you open a jar of shut the fuck up?

by rdb1988 December 30, 2008

a jar of dirt

something that you give an asshole to remind them that there as low as fuck

mate your a jar of dirt

by a jar of dirt November 27, 2016

Open a Jar of Pickles

To Fart; usually in the Silent But Deadly mode.

Jesus Christ, Paul: Did you just open a jar of pickles?

by goody5 December 10, 2010

looking like a jar of peanut butter

you looking thick

you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans

by Jazgolden January 11, 2017

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws

It’s the same forwards and backwards

swap god for a janitor rot in a jar of dog paws is a cool saying

by Thomasfaj03 September 4, 2020

A nut for a jar of tuna

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.

Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!

by Neko-Miku-Chan May 25, 2016

tight like a jar of fluff

something that is not cool/someone that is not cool/body parts that should be tight but aren't

People that don't reply to messages are tight like a jar of fluff.

by K&J February 29, 2008