A Tom Hank 

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

A Tom Hank by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

A Tom Hank 

To pleasure oneself

He was caught having a Tom Hank

A Tom Hank by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022

A Hot Tom Hanks 

Tom Hanks is undoubtedly the hottest during Forrest Gump When he has a long, sweaty beard after running. This beard can resemble a gross bush that females are often ashamed of and hide.

Friend: are you going to have sex with that hot guy who just bought you a drink?
Girl: no, I have A Hot Tom Hanks situation going on.

A Hot Tom Hanks by Tomhanksishot October 14, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008