a pony

£25 is also known as 'a pony' in slang

i bought a fairly lean quantity of weed, and the cheeky fcuker had the temerity to ask me for a pony

by nicko boy December 24, 2006

I want a pony

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."

"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."

by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008

See a princess about a pony

Female version of "see a man about a horse"

Excuse me for a minute, I've gotta see a princess about a pony.

by Bunky Baylor September 28, 2013

Look Its a Pony

A way to distract a person. Sometimes you can try to steal something from them when they look away. Sometimes you can just simply.. walk away.

Person: blah blah blah blah* I am annoying!* blah blah
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!

by BRYNNA May 13, 2005

pwned like a pony

The ultimate disgrace to another person

Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.

by xiphias March 2, 2005

There's A Pony In There

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.

R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

by Lester Dechildren September 8, 2006

I could dig a pony

It means that you're cool with anything, you could dig anything right now.

"Where do you want to go to dinner?"
"I don't know, I could dig a pony."

by Evan C. Kirchmer June 11, 2007