A MR P

A mr p is a man what will steal your girl, lock you in a cupboard while he fuck your woman. He also drives very slowly in the school zone from 8-9 and 3-4

“Hey have you heard of John”
“Yeah I heard he’s a right old A Mr P”

by Jhonny big penis January 15, 2020

Mr. P

The God of Quick Writes.

Mr. P tells sean to sit down.

by Person with authority February 01, 2019

Mr. p

A dude who changed my life and the lives of others. He was the best teacher anyone could ask for. He could brighten up your day with just a smile or a funny joke. He will be missed.

Hey, is that Mr. p?

Yea, that dude changed my life.

by Lee0506 November 07, 2019

Mr. P

Short for Mr. Pumpkin Cat, the internet-famous and loveable Scottish fold cat, famous for his antics, and being adorable.

Don’t you love Mr. P? He’s so adorable and cracks me up constantly.

by TJLMF January 29, 2022

Mr. P

God of quick writes

Mr. P i need a quick write

by Person with authority February 01, 2019

Mr. P

When a mans wife leaves him for a pig.

Kevin: hey honey, I’m home!... honey?? Ummm w-wh-who’s that honey?

Maranda: I’m... leaving you Kevin. I’m sorry, but Mr. Piggles has treated me with respect.

Kevin: Are you seriously making me Mr. P?!? You’re Mr. P’ing me?!!!

by Mr. P the man November 02, 2020

Mr P

A word to describe a guy who is an absoulte legend.

1, Dan is Mr P, he is awesome!!

by Jayne M November 28, 2008