A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph August 30, 2008

Lonner

this a ship with lizzie who lovesss this boy named Conner

lizzie kissed linus and now Lonner broke up

by rubix cube nerd January 24, 2023

Lonnered

To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.

Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered

by ninjasaywat May 10, 2011

Lonner (Lonnor)

A ship in which a random girl named Lizzie is in deep love for a really cool mandude named Conner.

Lizzie kissed Linus, and then Lonner (Lonnor) sadly broke up :(

by Woahy February 23, 2023

George R Lonner

A man who is fully devoted to Melissa Meyers. No other woman ever has & never will give him mind blowing orgasms like she does, they are made for each other & he will love her until the end of time.

George R Lonner will love Melissa I Meyers forever, until the end of time!

by HunnyBee81 May 3, 2023

George Lonner

A sexy man that is so deeply loved by his woman. George is an amazing lover and the best friend to his soulmate who he met late in life but by whom he was admired by for over 25yrs before he himself realized Melissa Meyers has been & always will be THE ONE! George brings out the best in his lover, he makes the biggest crankiest morning person smile with his "fake ass boner"... Never has Melissa Meyers, ever been with someone like George Lonner, his touch, his kiss, his movements melt with hers, in love making he becomes one with her! He is made for her and vice versa!

George Lonner knows how to make Melissa laugh, how to make her cry & how to make her scream....out in pleasure!

by HunnyBee81 May 4, 2023

George R. Lonner

1. A sexy man who is fully devoted to Melissa I. Meyers.

2. The other half of Melissa I. Meyers

3. A man who frequently gives lady boners to Melissa I. Meyers

George R. Lonner is going to be with Melissa I. Meyers forever & ever, till the end of time.
So BACK OFF BITCHES, HE'S MINE!

by HunnyBee81 May 4, 2023