When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.
"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."
by Ezin December 30, 2016
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An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.
After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!
by DUCKWETTER January 24, 2014
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You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside

Me: she ducking eggs hard
by all4yuu December 20, 2022
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When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.
I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.
by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019
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This is when one individual rides on top of another (Usually in a Sexual Manner) and every time the person on top rides they make a "Quack! Quack!" sound.
Alesha Rode Tristan well, all you heard in the neighbors' house was the loud, repeating of the words "Quack!" "Quack!" followed by a banging sound. Wonder what they are up to. This is The Ruddy Duck.
by TheGamerdox October 4, 2022
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A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020
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