Beings not seen or touched by 98% of the men who have posted on this subject thus far.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return.
Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches.
When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.
Highly attracted to males of the species who are reasonable to look at, have jobs, are relatively kind, sometimes take out trash, and treat them like equals (not superiors, not inferiors -- equals.) Happily give blowjobs in return.
Prefer large dicks. Secretly laugh at guys who convince themselves that size doesn't matter.
Are paid seventy five cents for every dollar a man makes in the exact same job, same demographic, and same education level.
To those men who cannot procure them (because said men are too mean, stupid, sexist, ugly, and unaccomplished) they cause intense feelings of failure, hatred, prejudice, violence, and need to post on boards stereotyping all women with one narrow, negative definition. Said men then jack off alone.
When said beings reject such specimens of men or express an intelligent opinion, they are bitches.
When they don't put out, they are also bitches. When they do, they are sluts.
Dick: "Women are illogical, make no sense, are emotionless blobs, nag constantly, are always man-hating. They should just shut up, clean house, kneel, know their place, and blow me."
Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."
John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."
Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy with us? Please, oh please?"
John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"
Women: "Ha ha, you're just mad because you can't get any pussy and you've got a tiny pecker."
John: "Dick, you're a sexist asshole *punches Dick.* I respect smart, strong women. I love my mama. I like to eat pussy. I've got a job; I don't make a lot, but I work hard and I'm ambitious. I've seen a treadmill before."
Women: "John, we all love you. Can we please suck your giant cock? Would you like to have an orgy with us? Please, oh please?"
John: "Yes, ladies, I would appreciate that. May I hold the door open for you?"
by Lick_it_bitch August 26, 2006
Females. A being who has body parts that differ than a male. Women are creatures of the human race, created by God. Women however are subjugated differently than the male species. As you've seen in other definitions of "Women", women are defined by the media and a man's outdated, believed image of the "ideal Woman". Women are sexualized, belittled and patronized by other humans. In 2016 we see the tables begin to turn, we see females fight for their power on earth. - By SKYLAR
"Human Rights Watch is working toward the realization of women’s empowerment and gender equality—protecting the rights and improving the lives of women and girls on the ground." - HRW
by @SSKYLAR000 January 26, 2016
A female human. Female is one of the two sexes of the human species. Female humans can be differentiated genetically, physically, and psychologically from males. Contrary to popular statements made here, they are not equal to men. If the two sexes were equal, they would be the same. They are in fact different. Not equal, but complimentary. Often where a male is lacking, a female is not and vice versa. In Western culture, over the past few centuries, their behavior has become more degenerate and less classy. The same applies to males.
The differential between male and female genitals is symbolic of many differences between the two sexes. Women are more 'open' and men are more 'hardened', but usually more when around a female. Use your imagination.
by psx13372 September 28, 2014
Don't go near these things unless they go for you. These creatures will literally turn you inside out on even the slightest wrong action. Women tamers are highly scarce as it is nearly impossible to tame a women. Be warned however as these creatures have a tendency to exploit you, they can manipulate you into doing what they want. You have been warned, God be with you.
by high23423 July 2, 2018
Bob:yo dude you wana go womenizing at the bar later?
Harjas:sure im looking foward getting laid 4 times tonight
Harjas:sure im looking foward getting laid 4 times tonight
by cheesebot July 16, 2005