9D Sciences

The study of phenomena across nine dimensions: spacetime, probability, initial conditions, physical laws, mathematical structures, and logical systems. In 9D sciences, the framework includes different ways of reasoning—different inference rules, different definitions of validity, different concepts of truth. 9D sciences investigate how argument, proof, and rationality vary across dimensional slices, how a claim that's logically valid in one system could be fallacious in another, and what kind of discourse could exist in universes where the law of non-contradiction doesn't hold. This is the science of radical cognitive diversity—the recognition that your logic is just one logic among infinite possibilities, not the logic.

Example: "He applied 9D sciences to his political arguments. 'In your logical system, your conclusions follow. In mine, they don't. We're operating from different 9D coordinates—different inference rules, different validity criteria. Neither of us is irrational; we're just logically dimensional.' His opponent said that was relativistic nonsense. He said that proved his point about different logical systems. The argument continued, infinitely, across dimensions."

9D Sciences by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

size 9'd 

Having one's anus forcefully, repeatedly and not-always-voluntarily resized. Size 9ing is most often performed courtesy of one's new cellmate's johnson, although at some parties, a proper piss-on / pass-out may elicit the act.

Guy 1: "Why is Shiela walking all funny?"
Guy 2: "She got Size 9'ed after passing out face down on the couch at Bob's party."

size 9'd by The Evil Steve August 30, 2005