A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.
Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.
by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025
An 8-9-10 battle, also referred to as an HP battle, is a form of competitive gooning/wank-battling typically played on Discord direct messages.
When two people have an HP battle, they must first agree on how much HP each player begins with, commonly a multiple of 50. Players will take turns sending eachother NSFW pictures, and the person who recieves the picture must rate it 1 to 10. When rating an image, the number it is rated is subtracted from the player's HP. The loser is the player who reaches 0 first. The punishment for losing is to be agreed upon at the beginning of the match.
If the player rates the image an 8, the player who sent the image may ask a question to them that they must answer.
If the image is rated a 9, the person who sent the image takes an extra turn. The image sent during the extra turn will be ranked normally, but the 8-9-10 effect will not be added.
If the image is rated a 10, both the 8 and 9 effects will be done.
The rules may be edited by the players as much as they want, but when the battle starts, they must stay to the rules they decided and agreed with.
When two people have an HP battle, they must first agree on how much HP each player begins with, commonly a multiple of 50. Players will take turns sending eachother NSFW pictures, and the person who recieves the picture must rate it 1 to 10. When rating an image, the number it is rated is subtracted from the player's HP. The loser is the player who reaches 0 first. The punishment for losing is to be agreed upon at the beginning of the match.
If the player rates the image an 8, the player who sent the image may ask a question to them that they must answer.
If the image is rated a 9, the person who sent the image takes an extra turn. The image sent during the extra turn will be ranked normally, but the 8-9-10 effect will not be added.
If the image is rated a 10, both the 8 and 9 effects will be done.
The rules may be edited by the players as much as they want, but when the battle starts, they must stay to the rules they decided and agreed with.
"Yo bro wanna have a goon battle?"
"8-9-10 battle?"
"sure! 100 HP and you can't send furry rule 34!"
"nuh uh lets do 150 hp"
"fine"
"8-9-10 battle?"
"sure! 100 HP and you can't send furry rule 34!"
"nuh uh lets do 150 hp"
"fine"
by zyxwv666 June 13, 2025