you are not allowed to play genshin impact
Alex: I'm gonna play gi

: You can't
Alex: Why not?

: Because it's December 5
by <3 ) December 5, 2021
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National throw a shoe at your friend day!

A day in which when you see your friend you take off your shoe and throw it at them
Friend 1: I’d run if I where you
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: (takes of shoe) it’s December 5
Friend 2: oh shit
by Junkostan December 5, 2020
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Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th
by Imsoborsdndn December 5, 2020
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Oh no. It's almost December 6 and you haven't been thoughtful of December 5!
You got invited to a friend's and lost all sense of time and now don't know what to come up with.
At least give a hug, don't hide the smile he gives you for looking like a sad pug. Aww. So cute. You just want to eat it! But lick and pet it first!
(sad) "woof woof"
"I know its different. But it still is December 5.
Open it!"
by Lea Bao December 5, 2020
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national send nudes to everyone in your contacts
hey here are some of my nudes because it is december 5
uhh no thx
dc here
by profnude sender December 3, 2020
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