34

Slang for anal sex, similar to 69 or 89.

The 3 represents a butt while the 4 represents the top vie of a man holding his penis towards the butt-hole.

I'm gonna let my boyfriend 34 me this thursday.

by someonelse May 13, 2005

.34

one of the highest blood alcohol levels that can be reached. Only one person is known to have survived a .34

Farrel:God damn son of a bitch kumar!! Stop drinking already!!
Kumar:FUCK YOU, I JUST GOT MY .34, SON OF A BITCH GOD DAMNIT
Leo:YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

by shiskaberry December 27, 2007

34

Anal sex, simalar to 69.

I wanna 34 that girl!

by Ben February 9, 2005

34

its ew.
Its the NEW ew.

<person one: I sneezed and now theres snot all over my screen!>
<person two: 34444444444!!>
<person three: 34??????>
<person1+2: it means ew, stupid n00b!>

by SAMMM! October 20, 2008

34

Slang for Marijuana, or being stoned.

I just got some sweet 34; wanna 34 tonight?; I'm so 34'd (stoned)

by SnowMango May 24, 2006

34

The shorthand for Rule 34

A: Have you seen a 34 of (insert topic) yet?
B: I have not.
A. Oh boy...you're in for a treat ;)

by MrWhatsHisFace April 14, 2020

34%

The consistent mark that I get on my maths test.

Friend: Whatchu get for maths?
Me: Fuuuck brooooo
Friend: What you failed?
Me: Bro I got 34%

by 2x-5+5=133+5 April 20, 2021