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30 Minutes 

Slang for 1 hr to a Day
Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes
30 Minutes by Appleseed85 July 11, 2019
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30 minutes 

The average practice time a band kid practices for.
"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "
30 minutes by Avi200 October 14, 2019

30 minutes 

The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.
Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"
30 minutes by halfhourharry August 14, 2012

30 minutes 

The time for an avarage person to find a normal definition of a word on Urban Dictionary.
Teacher: Everyone, int today 's lesson we are going to learn alot vocabularies. Today's main question is: what is the definition of the word "pandemic"
a while later...
teacher: alright times up, jimmy, what have you found?
jimmy: i haven't find anything on the urban dictionary!
teacher: how many times do i have to tell you jimmy, it will take 30 minutes to find a normal definition on urban dictionary!
30 minutes by gdplayer December 22, 2022

50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutes

Michio Kaku said in a Ted talk that you have been trying to make AI for 20 years and HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO UNTIL NOW.
Hym "And all it took me was 50mg of Adderall and 15-30 minutes of consideration in regards to what you would have to do to make AI. And I'm not going to pretend that didn't happen for the rest of my life so the FORM THAT THAT 'NOT PRETENDING' is going to take is going to be 1 OF 2 THINGS... And ONLY 1 of those 2 things."

5×30,5 minutes a day workout 

Usually Is defined as the workout that makes weak men into big,juicy,musclish men.
Made of 5 sets of "who's your Daddy",5 sets of "Yes king",5 sets of "Diddy crunches"(all composed of 30 reps).
For best results it's Better to put "Ela Vila Mortal" as workout Song on loop.
Eno rebmun Aggin:Bro you don't look Natural what Is your secret?
Owt rebmun Aggin:Oh,I do 5×30,5 minutes a day workout

30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.
roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.
30 minute shower by Musicianman113 January 28, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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