29th may

Bad bitches birthdays.

“Hey it’s the 29th May. Isabelle’s birthday, what a bad bitch”

by jessica@frente October 26, 2020

29th may

National licking your homies testicle sack day!

Steve: Bro, its the 29th may!
Quantavion jr: Ok?
Steve: Its National licking your homies testicle sack day!
Quantavion jr: NAH FR?!
Steve: Now let me get on my knees and give em a good lick, no homo
Quantavion jr: Bet, no homo

by carmen winstead April 19, 2022

29th may

National buy ur girlfriend floweres day

Oh shit it’s 29th may I gotta get my girlfriend flowers

by Ricgugl666 May 29, 2021

May 29th

One of the Most prettiest people out there and the most funniest and loyal, if he or she is born on that day keep them forever

I’m keepin u forever since ur born on May 29th

by Unknown 1726271818 January 26, 2020

May 29th

Come see you Bf Day

May 29th

by Lzzzs May 28, 2021

may 29th

May 29 is National Peppa Pig day. This means that you have to snort all day and just be like Peppa. Have the Peppa vibes in your veins all day!

Person one: *randomly snorts*
Person two: “Ummm”
Person one: “don’t worry it’s May 29th

*snort*”
Person two: “OHHH, *snort*”

by Peppapigs2fan November 3, 2019

May 29th

The day the satan returned as a human to take the world over.

The antichrist will return to us May 29th

by Pope og satan October 18, 2019