April 26 is national flirting day, flirt with anyone you see, your friend your crush or your damn dog. If you flirt on April 26 you will have good luck for the rest of the day.
Guy 1: Hey, how are you? ;) hope you know it’s April26 ;)))
Girl 1: hey, ;)))) and yep, I know what day it is ;)
April 26 is now officially commit Lego step day. Everyone needs to go get there lil brothers Lego set, step on a Lego, and then just plain out kill themselves.
"hey what day is it"
"April 26, national go commit Lego step day"
*dies*