1-man salute

To FART briskly yet gracefully
To Squeeze gas through the buttocks like the pursing lips on a French Horn

I couldn't hold it in, so I gave the ol' 1-man salute.

by Pete The Meat April 28, 2008

1-man salute

a hard on or erection of the male organ.

she so fine i was having a 1-man salute.

by slaveowner April 29, 2008