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1-2 Punch 

A system for getting a woman to preform various sexual acts on you. It is initiated by a woman complementing a part of your body such as your hairstyle. This should immediately be followed by "whipping it out". The 1-2 punch may sometimes be considered sexual harassment or public indecency.
Girl: Hey, your hair looks nice today.

You: If you like that, then check this out.

*You whip it out*

You: The 1-2 Punch: works every time.
1-2 Punch by McNubbin42 December 18, 2009
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1-2 punch 

two punches in rapid succession with alternating use of both fists
She Gave him a 1-2 punch that knocked his lights out.

1-2 punch 

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.
That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!
1-2 punch by Stop the Pendulum April 9, 2006

1 2 Punch 

The act of two people doing sexual things with a girl simuntaneously. Sort of like a gangbag or doubleteam. Other definition would be 1 guy starting to have sex with a girl, then pulls out and has the other guy finish her off.
"Would you like to experience the old 1 2 Punch"
1 2 Punch by Bballftw123 December 16, 2009

1-2 pussy punch 

The act of shaving your lover's pussy before rapidly shoving your dick into it. It is better not to use clippers and instead use shaving cream and a razor.
Before I gave Emma a 1-2 pussy punch, I bought a razor and shave butter. When I got home, she let me pull out the shaving cream and I spread it all over her vagina before going over it with a razor. Her pussy was getting wetter, so I immediately rammed my dick in and went back and forth until I ejaculated.

The 1,2, Donny Punch

One of the most lethal punches a human can possibly throw, only 3 people in the entire Earth can perform this radical move. This move includes 2 lethal jabs and/or punches. This move was invented by the one and only true superior, Donovan Farrel.
This guy was coming at me and I hit him with the 1,2, Donny Punch and he was immediately dead.

1, 2 Punch 

The act of repeatingly punching a woman's vagina until she orgasms.
Elias gave Hollie the old "1, 2 punch!"
1, 2 Punch by Us People April 22, 2006
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