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A semi-complex metaphor used to discretely tell your friends how close you are to laying the pipe or fucking a chick with the girl and/or her friends right in front of their faces.

Your metaphorical pipe always starts at a 90 degree angle sticking out vertically from the ground like most pipes or poles would. As you flirt and talk to a girl and "heat things up" your metal pipe gets hot and when metal heats up it softens and begins to bend. In this metaphor the pipe bends towards the ground, so the lower the angle the closer you are to Laying the pipe or fucking a chick. 90 is where no man wants to be. Its the friend zone and you've got a lot of work to do. 0 Is the place you want to be. It means your metaphorical pipe is laying on the ground at a zero degree angle so therefore in reality you have actually laid the pipe and fucked the chick.
EXAMPLE 1
Guy 1: "0 through 90?"
Guy 2(With girl standing right there): "We hit zero"
Guy 1:"I'm proud man!"
Girl: "Whats that mean?"
Guy 2:"No clue babe"
Girl:"You never Make any sense"
Guy 2: "Exactly"

EXAMPLE 2
Guy 1:"Hows Stacey?"
Guy 2:"I'm at 90. That bitch friend-zoned me"

Example 3
Guy 1:"I've seen you and Hanna talking a lot lately"
Guy 2: "I'm at like a 45 right now I think she'll be down to fuck eventually"
0 through 90 by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016

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You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.
Bob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^[6%5$4#3@2!1~`
Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}[{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ 

OK! Either You Are Super Bored In Your Last Class And You Want To Know If `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ would Show Up In Urban [Dictionary or another site

OR

Your Trying to Test The Limit Of Urban Dictionary To See If It Would Show and be Proud That There is No Definitions For `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ BUT YOUR WROUG I HAVE MADE A DEFINITION FOR `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|}[{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ AND YOU CANT STOP ME
You: hey dude
Your Friend: yea what's up
You: I am bored, what do I do?
Your Friend: what about typing abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz or zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

You: already did them
Your Friend: ok how about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm or even qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

You: already did them to wait I got it, I will try to eat Urban Dictionary

Your Friend: WHAT Thats impossible
You: I know a word that can beat it
Your Friend: What is it
You: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?/.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]}[{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~
Me: Sorry I made a definition For That

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{[poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~` 

how the fuck did you end up here- how bored were you to type this out, how bored were you to read this of all things instead of doing your HOMEWORK ZOEY
were you as bored as i was making this?
thats cool
but anyways, are you really THAT BORED to type out in full `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/??/>.<,mnbvcxz"':;lkjhgfdsa}]{poiuytrewq+=_-)0(9*8&7^[6%5$4#3@2!1~`

like... really imagine what you could do with that time, you could exist

other things

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{[]|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|][{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ 

Wow. You're that bored? I didn't even think that was possible.
"You: i need to get my schoolwork done
Also You: types in ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=qwertyuiop{|\asdfghjkl:;"'zxcvbnm<,>.?//?.>,<mnbvcxz'";:lkjhgfdsa\|]{poiuytrewq=+-_0)9(8*7&[6^5%4$3#2@1!`~"

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp[{]}\|aassddffgghhjjkkll;:'"zzxxccvvbbnnmm,<.>/?/?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}[{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ 

when you are so bored, you type EVERY CHARACTOR, including the capital version: lowercase, uppercase, ect, ect. ALSO BACKWARDS. why?
Rob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp{}\|aassddffgghhjjkkll;:'"zzxxccvvbbnnmm,<.>/?/?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&[6^5%4$3#2@1!`~
Joe: *Walks away because hes dissapointed*