Verb: When a situation is extremely pressing or tight. A close-call. An event or happening usually resulting in some sort of crises, disadvantage or conceding to your opponent. A classic 5 - 0 scoreline in a game of FIFA.
"He came in the 0-5 dawg.", "That was clutch my g, like bruh bruh came in the 0-5 bro!"
Man:"i have a 0.5 inch penis and i feel anxious" therapist:"well, it seems like you have a micro-penis, but hey its bigger than womens... For now there is a definition on UD if you need to know the same thing i said".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.