Primitive psycological protection ladies often put in an attempt to ward of those they consider creeps and/or misfits. Can usually be broken down by refusing to acknowledge the actual relevance of a bitch shield, hence making the imaginary self-defense device irrelevant.
This lady had her bitch shield up at the dinner party, by teasing her about its usefullness I broke through it and won her trust.
by Emmanuel left a Definition October 15, 2006
Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.
When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.
Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.
Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
by Anonymous September 22, 2003
When people are being loud when one is trying to sleep, simply put your pillow over your head to block out the noise - the pillow shield.
by Regent A. Dragooned-Dewsclaw May 12, 2009
The trough didn't have any shame shields and I was afraid I'd get pee shy, so I held it until after the show.
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
A slang term for the insignia worn by a Specialist (an E4 in the Army not qualified in leadership ability to be a Corporal). Refers to the ability of persons of that rank to sham (get out of work or other responsibilities)because of there rank being not yet that of one expected to know their job completley or be dependable. Those wearing the "Sham Shield" are known for their uncanny ability to come up with ludacris excuses for getting out of even their few responsibilities.
Sgt McClanahan: Cpl Hardcharger, do you know why Spc Shitbag didnt complete his duty log.
Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.
Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.
Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.
Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.
by catahoula_wv February 19, 2007
by itbeet June 16, 2020
A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.
Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.
by PinoPete April 1, 2018