A mysterious creature, commonly known as 'safety turtle', is an old meme which is given as a reply to a chainmail or scary post for defense, eventhough it's not a turtle (actually it's a tortoise). It may be also used for showing laziness, mentioning slow, or even a happy face.
Idiot: Like this post, even share it to seven people and you will see a naked woman in your house tonight.
Smart guy (comments): <🐢 insert safety turtle meme here 🐢>
Like the dove emoji, but symbolizes the death of a relationship with a person.
RIP Zuri the turtle, she died as a result of the death of a relationship between me and my mother. To memorialize her, I have decided to coin the turtle emoji.
"My mother just kicked me out, she's dead to me. 🐢🐢"
"Swimfast, 🐢"
The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.