A mysterious creature, commonly known as 'safety turtle', is an old meme which is given as a reply to a chainmail or scary post for defense, eventhough it's not a turtle (actually it's a tortoise). It may be also used for showing laziness, mentioning slow, or even a happy face.
Idiot: Like this post, even share it to seven people and you will see a naked woman in your house tonight.
Smart guy (comments): <🐢 insert safety turtle meme here 🐢>
Smart guy (comments): <🐢 insert safety turtle meme here 🐢>
by rapide2014 April 13, 2019
The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.
by Steven dickerson June 14, 2018
Some girl from McCaskey High School who’s built like a gorilla somehow shape shifted into a turtle with posture problems.
by thatoneguyonDfloor October 29, 2021