[milk can]

beer, can-o-beer
fawstaz

yo j-man could'ja grab me another milk can from the fridge?

[milk can] by knick dubbay January 30, 2009

I can milk you 

A meme that was originated from Markiplier's saying "I can milk you".

I can milk you.

I can milk you by BSposts July 7, 2020

I can milk you 

A meme Originated from Markipliers saying "I can milk you".

*looks at cow* I can milk you.

I can milk you by BSposts July 7, 2020

Can't Milk a Horse

Used as an exclamation when noting an obvious or moronic error in judgment. Usually suggesting complete unworkability. Also used to designate a situation one tries to take advantage of, where there is no actual advantage to be had.

#1: "I really thought my new pet snake and my hamster would get along. Well, I guess you can't milk a horse."

#2: Jerry - "So I tried to milk this horse and well... you know what they say: 'You can't milk a horse'."

#3: Fred - "I just tried to hit on Nancy at her ex's funeral, but ya can't milk a horse."

#4: "I invested $8,000,000 on the new line of Pogs, but goddam: Ya can't milk a horse!"

Can't Milk a Horse by Skazu March 4, 2010