2nd page of google search 

The only place you can safely hide a dead body with no chance of people finding it.

The 2nd page of Google search is the last place anyone will look for answers.

2nd page of google search by MechaHitlerThePink April 12, 2016

University of Google 

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.

Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.

University of Google by staples 1234 May 7, 2010

50 Shades Of Google 

Google is a billionaire who seduces you then punishes you, often without warning or reason.

"Oh you lost your youtube account with no warning? 50 Shades Of Google."

50 Shades Of Google by Mormo Zine March 6, 2015

10th Page of Google 

A reference to pornographic material.

l look on the 10th page of google when I am bored.

10th Page of Google by The Redtuber October 7, 2009

Masters of Google 

An elite group of hackers, and touch typers who have perfected the art of googling at extremely rapid speeds of 1 search/second. Considered a rare breed, only 99 exist in the modern world.

"Holy shit, Mark is a genius at computers"
"No, he just happens to be one of the 99 masters of Google"

Masters of Google by ProjectWonderful February 12, 2014

Page 2 of google 

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

Page 2 of google by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021

wikipedia rule of google 

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

wikipedia rule of google by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007