#ftm

"Fuck the Maloofs". The Maloof brothers are the current owners of the Sacramento Kings NBA basketball team. This team is all that Sacramento has and these jack-donkey's have done everything in their power to sell/move/relocate the team elsewhere. Ask anyone on the streets of Sacramento what they think about the Maloofs and more often than not, they'll say "Fuck'em".

These guys are trying to take our team away from us, #FTM.

#ftm by ZackSilver February 20, 2013

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#FTM

A Twitter trend that stands for Fuck The Moment. similar to the meaning of YOLO but Much cooler.

I have no chance with that girl, but #FTM.

#FTM by MAJORMANIA January 14, 2013

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#FTMP

Hashtag for “For The Most Part”. Usually followed in a text conversation with TSTL (To Say The Least)

Andy: Old Bay seasoning is Maryland af!
BW: Old Bay is to Maryland what Mambo Sauce is to DC!! #FTMP
Andy: #TSTL

#FTMP by Peloncito January 24, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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