These are carrots that are grown in the bowels of a fat dude and then pooped out into a tub of boiling water so that the carrots can boil to a simmer and then the fat guy gobbles up the boiling carrots with his steaming butthole.
by E? September 3, 2006
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Get the fat ass mug.This is a point where you are partaking in anal sex and it is a definite problem because the motion of thrusts has produced a plunging effect and now shit is about to spill out in an amount that can accumulate a small or lage pile. When it just already is spilling a little that is also critical ass as this is most commonly how it is reached. I am implying that it doesn't have to be a point where the person receiving the thrusts feels it about to come out or the person thrusting feels an approaching barrier that is progressively preventing more room for penetration or it just begins to feel really mooshy. Those are also critical ass. This is the point where the person receiving the phallus has to inch one self over to a safe receptacle with out letting open the flood gates. It can become a spout to where the person is really taking a full-on dump and not just a spill.
Matt:"Oh no... do you smell that? Oh there's too much grease on the penis now."
Kate:"Oh it's fine...pfffrrrohht. Actually... I think we have reached critical ass."
Kate:"Oh it's fine...pfffrrrohht. Actually... I think we have reached critical ass."
by Eagle747 August 27, 2009
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A way of expressing disbelief. It seems to be derived from the expression "my eye!" which just wasn't vulgar.
Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.
Also used in comparison to something being described as the superlative worst.
"Single he told me? Single my ass, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, ya know?"
"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."
"I R 1337"
"My ass is 1337er than you."
by junkyardprince October 14, 2003
Get the my ass mug.A faggot ass is someone who has pink hair and skates, he must stink of a nasty discusting stench all the time and suck wieners.
by Oagr October 30, 2003
Get the Faggot-Ass mug.A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.
by Future Mind-Controlling Robots June 21, 2010
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