Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

one leg belinda

Is a white woman from the Midwest who eats on the souls of innocent men. They usually are good at mason work like building walls. Also are know to be sexy as fuck - good in bed- and great at road head

Watch out for the one leg belinda

by Mericachavez May 5, 2018

cold blue one

Slang for Bud Light. Brewed in St.Louis, Missouri

Hey Cletus, you wanna hit the dirt roads and put back some cold blue ones?

by Dr. Helpy Helperton April 12, 2019

on ya ones

A phrased used to ask/be asked if your alone.

"Alright bruv u on ya ones?"

by bekiiboo92 May 22, 2008

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024

one substraction

other name for one addition (or one direction if you prefer)
Lewis Toplinson. hanged the name to one addition and then changed it again to one substraction after getting wrong informations from an interviewer…
Interviewer: … One addition
Lewis Toplinson: GIVE IT UP FOR ONE ADDITION

ONE SUBSTRACTION

Have you heard that One Direction is on hiatus (fuck 18 months)?
Do you mean One substraction? If so yes i heard about “18 months”

by readmakemebegonwattpad February 11, 2022

One direction

A band on a 18 month hiatus

One direction band member Louis Tomlinson likes girls who like carrots

by Daddy directioner August 30, 2020