head pumping

When you grab someone by the neck or back of the head and start moving it up and down very fast.

Dude, Danny totally just head pumped that kid!
My friends told me to stop head pumping.

by Tribblewrangler77 February 20, 2017

Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.

Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

national bite the head off a bat day

January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.

Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!

by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023

bad head game

wack ass head game like when a boy or girl gives a girl head and the shit is wack.

"he got bad head game"

by fatpusc February 20, 2025

Matrix Head

A matrix head is someone who is completely caught up in the matrix and believes everything the government says.

Her brother is such a matrix head. How can he think the moon landing was real?

by Amy Lane 2 April 23, 2025

Head

A shorten form of Moosehead lager. A Canadian lager brewed in New Brunswick, since 1867.

Hey bro, if you're stopping at Tim Hortons, get me a maple bar, and I'll give you some head.

by RexViper2000 November 16, 2019

Inverted Head

When someone is shot in the "Head" and the person who shot gets to fuck the hole.

I shot this mofo and give him Inverted Head

by I Diabetes January 14, 2019