It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 2, 2024

I was eating a bagel when some Pale White saw me and started screaming at me about Gaza. It wasn't even a Jewish bagel, it's from that Dominican place.
by Rigatoni Tony November 8, 2023

Lies people of European identities tell about cultural history, present events, and future expectations
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023

A super sexy, muscular, manly man. He has a massive cock, and all the ladies love him, and his wiener. He has a badass mustache. Also, he’s better than you.
by Sexymustacheman November 29, 2023

white people (that are not caucasian) who are not racist, feels like a black person, and is an athlete at the same time
by firsteverwhitenigga December 28, 2021

by KungPaoMeow September 4, 2021

Like an Arnold Palmer, but pink. A half pink lemonade and half raspberry ice tea. Named after the famous actress Betty White.
by AzSoren December 29, 2024
