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One Direction

The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.
"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"
by I'm delusional October 18, 2020
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Ons

An acronym for Owari No Seraph (seraph of the end). An anime about an abused gay sexy blonde vampire, trying to rescue his King of salt from the humans experiments.
Have you finished ons yet?
Yes, and I'm dead now. Ferid is a dick.
by Yoi1999 October 26, 2017
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One Four Heaven

A sex act often performed in snooker halls.

The black, the pink and the blue balls are inserted into the anus and the erect penis has a dusting of chalk on the tip.
Jimmy, do you fancy a game? Winner gets a one four heaven.
by NorthernPython January 16, 2017
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limp one

A trade marked move by a man named Walker J. Blair; holding up a staggered pointer finger and close your other fingers to create a “limp one”
The football team all held up a limp one to show they were about to get lit
by Me NeEds DiCk PiCs PlS SEnD October 11, 2018
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