no cheese off my sandals

when you are annoyed with someone and you really dont care

guy 1: ...at least my life is worth something
guy 2: whatever bro, no cheese off my sandals

by JTR4EVA November 29, 2011

To pull off a Phiphi

Being intolerably late to an appointment of any kind and for any reason

He pulled off a Phiphi there,
Classic Phiphi he pulled off...,
What a Phiphi
To pull off a phiphi

by Kalkbrauer September 16, 2020

Took off

Yo tell someone your going to rob them or to make fun of them about being robbed

Aye dummy didn’t you get took off by my lor mans?

by c_xj1 January 02, 2025

Burpy-off

A time when everyone dies but bicycle dudes and Barry from game grumps eats ketchup and spoiled pudding while upside down because Aron also from game grumps was victorious. Burpy-off can only occur after my-little-pony has been read. Never attempt 25 burly-offs during a zombie apocolypse or everyone will die if they haven't already.

Fire horses can do over 2,507,045,368,269 burpy-off.

by Mountain poop June 12, 2016

Jerk off

The act of eating beef jerkey

Jerk off the act of eating beef jerkey
Mom: Son what are you doing
Son: I'm jerking off
Mom: Sounds delicious can I join you?

by Big Daddy Eater March 04, 2022

jerk off

Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.

"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"

by wngacc.29 July 08, 2023

Jerk off

When two people compete in a dance called the Jerk to see who’s better at jerking.

“Dan and Bill are gonna have a jerk off after school!”

by December 11, 2021