Crunching one off

A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...

by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

One

Doesn't actually mean one. One means many. Many means one.

Harry: “You can have one hug. :|”
Penny: "I'm so glad that one means many."

by ricecars November 2, 2021

No one

someone who is invisible to everyone

I think in no one.

by sub to my channel July 25, 2022

Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achille, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gusano Y Gusano (And One Zeroed In Symbol Called And Name "&")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

sly one off

Having a cheeky wank without anyone knowing.

Be right back I'm off to sly one off before my wife gets back

by Just the tips November 4, 2018

One Direction

A group of 4 little fucking gays that think they are talented but they are actually just shitty assholes.

They are like One Direction.

by anguiru December 5, 2017

One Piece

Peak.

guy 1. did u watch peak
guy 2 yes i watched one piece

by anonymous July 10, 2023