One Eyed Starfish

A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.

Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠

The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.

by Whatholes August 10, 2021

Twenty One Pilots

Twenty One Pilots is a band with potential, composed of a coward, Tyler Joseph, and a wonder of the world, Josh Dun. Their lyrics are deep, for example:

-I'm a bendy-toe

-Help me bowl of rice

-Josh Dun !
-I put my socks on my feet

-Tyler Joseph, Twenty One Pilots

by Chepillon April 12, 2019

Batch one off

To masturbate and “batch one off” a selfless act for a friend who does not have gel for their hair prior to going out.

Oh my God we’re almost at the club and my hair is a disaster, can you please batch one off for me?

by Batch One Off October 15, 2021

for a real one

James Charles uses this phrase a lot, I wish I knew what it means

I love that they ignore us for a real one... Rude

by I wish I was somebody September 5, 2018

Rule One

In the game Rocket League, if your car collides in contact with another car and interlocks, you must stay locked until a goal is scored or the game ends.

Damn, I’m in a rule one Johnny!

by eternaljay May 28, 2024

lumberman's one eighty

Lumberman's one eighty is when you are so sick that you are basically vomiting and going poop simultaneously. It could stem from being sick. Or it could come from imbibing too much especially if you had some bad food.

I felt bad for the kid, he was so sick he was doing the lumberman's one eighty.

He drank so much and ate those nasty tacos he got the lumberman's one eighty.

by Metro Melik February 6, 2025

One Night Kneel

When a one night stand goes bad and you only get a blowjob out of it.

John: Yo I saw you take home that hot chick from the bar.. howd that go?

Bill: Terrible... I only got a one night kneel out it all

John: Sucks, broski.

by --.-Anonymous-.-- March 10, 2010