National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day

January 29, you give a baseball player the gluck gluck 3000

Today is National Gluck Gluck a baseball player day guess i have to call drew and give

by heluvriri January 29, 2024

National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that

“Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’

by longshlongethan February 24, 2021

National Kayal day!

National Kayal day is on June 27th to celebrate Kayals birthday!

“ It’s National Kayal day! “

by Cocoa cookie December 28, 2024

National Gabby Moves On

Gabby finally moves on this certain guy.

National Gabby Moves On is an official day of Gabby moving on. She will now stop being so obsessed.

by gabrii June 10, 2024

National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Hate Mytree Day

A day of hatred towards trees; for they keep dying for no reason.

Joe: Ugh I hate MyTree! Im going to celebrate National Hate Mytree day!!!
Bob: Shut the fuck up.

by giratinasnuggets March 21, 2022

Juul Nation

Juul Nation is a club where they grow drugs afterwards sell them illegally

"Where did you get those drugs? "

"Oh I got them from a Juul Nation"

by PewPewshots August 27, 2017