dog shui

The proper arrangement of home furniture to allow pets to look out your windows

My Dog Shui Master said to put the couch by the picture window so Fluffy can alert on the mail man.

by Pinandpuller November 19, 2017

pug the dog

To finish one's drink at the pub and go home to give the wife a shag. Used when a) one is full up with beer or b) one has run out of beer tokens.

Bloody hell man! I've run out of beer tokens. I will just have to go home and pug the dog unless you can give me a sub?

by PCPuss June 30, 2009

dog hit

cheap shot, or to be dogged

"man my sister dobbed me in to my dad about what i did on the weekend."

"aw dog hit man."

by cassieandraa December 06, 2009

GET THE DOG

If your ever fucking chasing that 3 metered flatty you'd say "oh fuck me get the dog!"

"OI CUNT GET THE DOG!"

by July 16, 2023

Low poly dog

A very real dog that when fighting the killer fish from san diego, the univerce collapses and then proceeds to reset

Person 1: omg its low poly dog and killer fish fighting!
Person 2: woah wait stop them you dunce

by Super pixel March 04, 2022

Benzino Dog

Made viral by @supparay14k , a benzino dog is a (usually a terrier breed) canine with a condition known as “short spine syndrome” which makes the dog look he had a shortened neck like Benzino, an American Rapper and father of Coi Leray. -Hemp.the.Artist

“ Looks just like a frog, look at the way he walk, that’s a Benzino dog. “

by Hemp the Artist January 16, 2024

Benzino Dog

Little cute Dog built just like a Frog

"Bitch do you want a Benzino Dog?" -Supparay14k

by GazsGhost January 20, 2024