pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

One Taco Challenge

An act in which you consume an extremely spicy food, such as the one chip challenge, one chocolate bar challenge, the worlds current hottest pepper etc. then proceed oral on a female partner to see who can stand the heat the longest.

My girl wasn’t to pleased when I surprised her with the one taco challenge.

by Cyan_Blue January 20, 2023

One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

Screw-ons

After-market body parts. Fake boobs, titties, breasts. The faker the better. Bought them right off the rack at the store. Easy install: No cutting or welding required. JUST BOLT 'EM RIGHT ON!

Hey dude. Screw-ons 12 o'clock.
Yeah man. She must have picked those up in the Oversize Parts dept at Boobs "R" Us.

by Dino Dan May 4, 2022

One Mind Stand

Something that completely fucks your mind until you think about it and it suddenly makes sense.

Bob: That flaming Russian Porcumime made no sense.

Rob: Tell me about it.

Bob: But after some thought, I think I get it.

Rob: Total one mind stand.

by C.O.B. December 7, 2011

One hander

When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.

I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.

by JimmyTulip June 25, 2021

..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.

Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!

by penisshakes October 9, 2024