Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!

by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005

face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 31, 2005

North Face invasion

When a large number of people wear The North Face jackets in a given area. This is also, but not limited to, other products of The North Face.

Robert: Hey Josh, look at all those people over there wearing The North Face jackets.
Josh: Yeah, it's like a North Face invasion.

by Josh1510 December 12, 2008

out the face

When some one is extremely drunk and/or high. Usually used in the past tense.

It's not like she remembers, she was out the face last night.

by miss. rotten November 10, 2006

face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.

there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.

by brimith July 11, 2007

Vanilla-Faced

When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand the person in one quick motion. The sperm from the back of your hand will stick on the persons face, thus giving them a "vanilla face."

After pulling out of his girlfriends vagina, Jizzy J busted a fat nut on the back of his hand a vanilla-faced the hell out of her.

by David Alto February 29, 2008

Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.

"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."

by Devil Jones March 4, 2008