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Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )

Internet celebrity also known as "Chan whore" "Chat Rat" "Troll Killer" And Tommy Bear Jr. He is popular on sites such as myspace, FunnyJunk, Facebook, And 4chan. Tommy Bear has loyal fans who worship his every move and haters also known as "Oldfags" Who want him dead. Rumor has it that hackers have attacked TommyBear but have had no effect.

There has been an ongoing war over this meme. Some call him a "Guru" And other call him "deadfag" When it boils down to it, He's a 20 yr old with a loyal following who will do anything to support him. They have even started a fan club on facebook known as the Tommy Bear Fan Club (Obvious enough)
"Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )"

1. Tommy Bear is the biggest troll killer known to man.

2. You sir are a guru!

3. We love Tommy Bear.

4. Secretly your girlfriend wants him.
by Loyal Tommy Bear Fans October 15, 2009
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Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them
Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls
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This is a song but it is called the Loophole it is funny as fuck so FUCK ME IN THE ASS CAUSE I LOVE JESUS
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If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.
"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante
by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011
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A burger that comes with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You Spinach Me Right Round Spinach Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018
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cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011
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