Drunk-Punch Love

When your ex or existing partner is obviously in love with somebody new and tries to hide or deny it... But it's obvious to everyone.

Like a drunk denying that they're even intoxicated,Gina was not aware of the long distance sparkle in her eyes..or who she was really in-love with,but it was as obvious as a Drunk-Punch Love in the face to everyone else.

by Fungal Socrateas September 9, 2021

True Love

When your friend of the opposite gender gives you a sacred cookie and says fuck me.

Samantha gave Joe a cookie, "Thanks" Joe said. "Fuck me" said samamtha as she whipped out her dick and slapped Joe on the forehead. "Damn that's what you call True Love" said Sam in the distance

by Ross's friend October 31, 2018

I love you most

When I say I love you and you say you love me more and I say it's not possible because I love you the most, I checked.

Nick: I love you
Nancy: I love you more
Nick: not possible, I checked urban dictionary and it says that I love you most!

by Ntonk33 October 12, 2018

Jacque Cousteau love tap

While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"

I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap

by Captain receiver April 10, 2011

i love you more than a fat kid loves cake

it describes how much you love someone.
it may just be a saying but fat kids love their cake A LOT so it means a lot when you say you love them more..

"johnathan... i love you more than a fat kid loves cake. baby i could love you forever and i mean that!!!"

by jana-banana January 12, 2009

Your Love (Deja Vu)

One of the best songs in the universe by Glass Animals. Something you can pound you chick too against the world on a frisky Friday night after a solid dogging sesh!

Person 1: Bro I need I good 'fucking' song!
Person 2: Don't Worry, try Your Love (Deja Vu), you can smash your chick to the beat of it!

by Razitionary December 11, 2020

I love you more

Loving more than the other person.

Michael loves Karry more than Karry loves Michael.

I love you…
I love you more.

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by Mi Gee September 27, 2021