Dick pedastool

A handcrafted pedastool used to help hold up a huge penis during a blowjob.

He was so big i had to use my dick pedastool last night so my arms wouldn't get tired holding it up.

by Alpha645 March 3, 2017

Flag

Get the Dick pedastool mug.

Dick Hydrant

1) When a male cannot stop pissing himself for whatever reason, and a lot comes out, like a fire hydrant

2) When a male's piss is highly-pressurized, such as that of water from a fire hydrant

3) To piss out a fire

1) Dude I gotta go take care of this dick hydrant, I knew I shouldn't have gotten into a water drinking contest!

2) I heard my roommate hit the bowl with a foul sounding dick hydrant

3) The first respondents had a very, very, VERY low budget, so they used dick hydrants to put out the fire

by GasMaskOverdrive March 10, 2017

Flag

Get the Dick Hydrant mug.

dick snippet

When you call someone a dick snippet, you're basically calling them a very small piece (or snippet) of a dick. When someone is acting like a dick, but you have a reason to be a dick.

"John won't go out with me. He is SUCH a dick snippet!

by briahna_angel March 12, 2017

Flag

Get the dick snippet mug.

Dick Trail

Typically when an individual has sex with his friend's passed hookups in the order they hooked up.

Bro you slept with the last 3 chicks I banged all in the same order. Quit Dick Trailing me.

by Shitdefiner911 May 31, 2017

Flag

Get the Dick Trail mug.

dicks with sticks

Male lacrosse players

"Hey, look, it's dicks with sticks!"

by Lance9055 March 14, 2017

Flag

Get the dicks with sticks mug.

chimney dick

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.

You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.

by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

Flag