Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

Head Rooster

Hottest employee at KFC

Ken is the head rooster

by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023

Doink head

Retard ass sped

That dude is a doink head he so stupid

by Blassinn May 1, 2023

coin head

Harry Guy Perrergrinne

Can we use you for the toss coin head?

by djkxbhcdfsj May 2, 2023

Spain nonce cocaine head

Santi Dmech niga

“Hey did you see that Spain Nonce Cocaine Head?!”
“Yea that’s just a Santi Dmech niga.”

by gaveen123 May 3, 2023

Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

Coon Head

A Coon Head is a dark skinned nigga with who has the most nappy head. A head so nappy it's compared to no other a head so nappy that their thoughts get trapped inside A HEAD SO NAPPY THAT BIRDS BUILD NEST INSIDE

Nigga #1: DAMMMMMN TYRONE YOU LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE COON HEAD
Tyrone: NIGGA RELAX DON'T LET THE HOES SEE GET ME PIK
BIRDS: CAW CAW TYRONE KEEP THAT NAPPY HEAD OF YOURS SO I CAN FATHER MY CHILDREN

by KEEP DEM COONS AWAY 226 May 4, 2023