Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

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Relationships could get a bit tricky over the next few days, so promise yourself that no matter what loved ones might say you won’t overreact and make things worse than they need to be. Smile serenely and pretend that nothing bothers you in the slightest.

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

The Great One

Person who thinks he’s the leader of a dictatorship, the master of the round table, OCD (but says he’s not) oh yeah and a teddy bear regardless of his mean mug 😅

The Great One has arrived.

by itsRahRahh June 12, 2022

Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

Ons

Onna set , a slang used in mostly LA

Girl : fucc you then nicca !

Boy : ons who is you talkin to? Onc

by thaaj$intt March 29, 2024

one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

by EmmaPumpkin May 12, 2020

one couch party

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.

"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."

by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

One Trick Gamer

When someone has an Xbox live account, or a PlayStation account, but only plays on PC.
These people have a pointless Xbox/PS account that they never use.

They like to advertise their gamertags, but you never see them online. They’re like one trick ponies, only good at one thing.

Mr.NormalGuy123: “I play Xbox and PC.”

Mr.OneTrickGamer698: “Oh, I have an Xbox one account, my gamer tag is “MoldyPig.”

Me: *Searches him up on Xbox only to find he hasn’t been active since December 5th, 2015*

Me: “He’s a One Trick Gamer.”

by A Twist of Rexy February 17, 2023