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opening up a boy with the cold ones

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.
“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.
by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022
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no one understands me

The time has come to define what everyone in the majority of the emo subculture (I don't know what the minority is, I'm just a guy lmao) says.
You're saying this, because...and these are individual options that will likely make up with you...
1). You feel like a social outcast
2). You're having daddy issues (least common)
3). You feel no one loves you, or even gives a single shit about you (most common?)
4). You're trying to fit in (see also: poseur)
5). You're trying to be ironic
6). You're trying to be as non-mainstream as possible (rip scene kids lol)
7). You're clout-chasing
8). You're horny. (LEAST common)
9). You have a role model who says it
10). Some other arbitrary reason that likely makes up with this definition even though it probably has nothing to do with you
Poseur: "No one understands me..."
Legitimate emo: "Are you challenging me?"
Scene chick: "wtf is happening...xd"
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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Kentucky hole in one

When a woman shoots a ping pong ball from her pussy and the man catches it in his mouth.
Me and my girlfriend did the Kentucky hole in one last night but I dropped the ball.
by Slow240sx October 1, 2025
mugGet the Kentucky hole in onemug.

One

Wanting a “one”. Meaning someone wants a 1 vs 1 fight. Or to just fight in general.
Yo dawg, i want my one.
by CrazyKZ October 8, 2021
mugGet the Onemug.

One day

I will give ridderp ownership of the discord server and all of Luigi's coins one day.
-Amshan
by valorant or something idk November 28, 2020
mugGet the One daymug.
Creepy man says this and he is speaking str8 facts 💯.let's be honest here ... YOU ain't neva seen 2 pretty best friends. One of em gotta be ugly 👀
Person 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
Person 2: "what about jamie and dearra?"
Person 1: "look at them !!!"
Person 2: *looks* omg🤢. what happened to jamie??? she uglyyy
Person 1: she been ugly, creepy man just opened our eyes to see bruh
Person 2 and 1: "ian neva seen 2 pretty best friends. its always one of em gotta be ugly 😔"
by jackson8onthebeat November 20, 2020
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You’re One lucky man

The polite way of telling a man you would fuck his wife.
That’s your wife? You’re one lucky Man!
by WhatDFuk June 8, 2023
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