Advocate-Zone

The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.

Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?

It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.

by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012

no-blow zone

The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.

Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

Gay Zone

The gay zone is a inter dimensional loophole where people can be locked in for a certain amount of time .One way to do this is just look at them and say you are going to the GAY ZONE. There is also the mega gay zone.

Dave:Hi Micah

Micah : I like red apples

Dave : you are going to the gay zone.

by Bi8ac February 24, 2022

Hoe Zoned

Like the friend zone but you are stuck as their Hoe

I wanted a relationship with him but I was Hoe zoned

by Princessbabygirl December 19, 2016

Bone Zone

The zone you go in when you get a boner. You usually act very awkward and try to cover everything up.

Jimmy: I've entered the bone zone.

Josh: Oh no. I hope Jennifer doesn't know.

by penis_glove September 13, 2019

Follow the Zone

if you are in the storm, now is not the time for swimming

FOLLOW THE ZONE, ITS A 1V3

by fortnite52 October 1, 2022

Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020