Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 June 9, 2018

wood dogg

drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
jersey

wood dogg dropped da pie at my gate afta drinking a fiff

by Will K December 8, 2004

Wood Killer

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."

As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."

by bomba007 July 9, 2010

Bar wood

A boner you get from getting drunk. Uncontrolable
Mind of its own.

Don't touch my bar wood!

by Drewince March 11, 2007

Christmas Wood

getting wood at christmas or at the thought of christmas. wood meaning a stiffy, boner, hard-on, erect penis.

"I'd just had christmas dinner with my family when... BAM! Christmas Wood"

guy:have you done all your christmas shopping yet?
guy2:oh, aww... *get's "Christmas Wood"*... i gotta go to the toilet...

dude: i had a good ol' time christmas day,
dude2: christmas wood?
dude: yep.

by so1tired1right1now December 25, 2010

Miles Wood

Only the best (and hottest) hockey player ever
New Jersey Devils winger that wears #44

Fan #1 - ohhhh my god - there goes Miles Wood with the hatty!

Fan #2 - best hockey player ever!!!

by Kitkatt228 February 6, 2018

Dead Wood

Someone who has had enough kids to suck all the humanity out of them, they spend their pitiful existence sitting at the public pool watching their army of children having fun while the parent sits suffering with the thought that they need to drive their kids to ten different sport practices at the same time. In summary, this stereotype is a parent who creates enough stress/busy work for themselves that they eventually turn into a husk of what they used to be before they where married. And the kids get zero attention and turn into little monsters due to neglect from attention desperately trying to be spread evenly across all the kids while balancing a mountain full of busy work

I was at the pool the other day and a big Dead Wood family came rolling in and they had the blandest look on their faces!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020